marthaforreal:

myspacekween:

perfect.

Literally think this when I’m standing at my register..

marthaforreal:

myspacekween:

perfect.

Literally think this when I’m standing at my register..

friend: sorry, I can't hang out anymore
me: but I showered for you
before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

petewentzemolobster:

it’s all fun and games until the-absolute-funniest-posts reblogs it